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The Top 50 Worst Rappers List Breakdown

To mirror our adoration of idols, we debate the worst aspects of situations just as much as the best. And so we now have: “The Top 50 Worst Rapper List” making its rounds on the inter-webs.

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By – Willis Walker

October 30th, 2019

As with the ever so constant spirit of going against the grain baked into the identity Hip-Hop, a roster highlighting the seemingly least talented rappers is inevitable. To mirror our adoration of idols, we debate the worst aspects of situations just as much as the best. And so we now have: the “Top 50 Worst Rappers” list making its rounds on the inter-webs. This is my breakdown (cue dramatic trap beat).

Why The 50 Worst Rappers is Subjective

Music Is Art

What do we consider bad? The best answer would be that it depends on who you ask. After all, music is art and art is subjective. We often view art through the lens of emotion. What’s favorable or beautiful invokes passion and positive energy when consumed. What we consider beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We view it relative to what is unappealing. That changes from person to person.

Generation Makes a Difference

What make things unappealing largely depends on the standard set in that period in time. There are observable patterns that develop in specific eras that necessitate skill sets relevant to the current climate. This makes the perception of what is ‘good’ or ‘bad’ in art and music largely generational. What made a hit song a decade ago is different from present day. Generation makes a difference with regards to the top 50 worst rappers.

The Audience

Where and how you grew up affects your perspective and personal tastes. Traditional ‘boom bap’ versus ‘G-funk’ is a good example. Both existed in the same era, but had two different sounds.

As an artist, I consume music differently than the average listener and the same goes for all artists. If you’re making the sausage, you view it differently. Us in ‘the know’ hear the same music everyone else does, but we consume it differently. That makes us a different audience. For me personally, I call it my ‘rapper brain’. When I hear another rapper, I am able to objectively hear techniques from within the craft that they employ. That brings us to the next point.

Can We Compare All Hip-Hop Objectively?

Objectively, ‘Boom Bap’ and ‘G-Funk’ can be compared. Rappers employ the same techniques in both cases. The “worst rapper” list features rappers ranked based on personal criteria. With that said, it might be a good idea to classify rappers based on skill set.

Traditional Lyricists

Shure microphone with studio headphones.

For the sake of argument, let’s classify the above mentioned as ‘Traditional Lyricists’. If ‘G-Funk’ and ‘Boom Bap’ rappers are both theoretically ‘Traditional Lyricists’, who would classify as different? Additionally, why shouldn’t they compare and why would it matter?

Contemporary Trap

When you think of current rappers who mostly make ‘Trap Music’, the term ‘Mumble Rapper’ might come to mind. You may imagine colorful hair and face tattoos. Since most of these artists aren’t technically ‘mumbling’ in my opinion, I’ll personally call them “Contemporary Trap” rappers. Wikipedia defines Trap Music as:

“a style of hip-hop music that was developed in the early 2000s in the Southern United States. It is typified by sub-divided hi-hats, heavy, sub-bass layered kick drums in the style of the Roland TR-808 drum machine, typically in half time syncopated rhythms, layered with abstract or orchestral synthesizers and an overall melancholy to dark ambiance and lyrical content […].”

Wikipedia

The speed of Trap often necessitates a pattern in rhyme structure unique to its sound made popular in the 2010’s. The pattern has shorter sentences, which these rappers use to fragment their thoughts. While outliers exist, contemporary trap artists gained a reputation for relying more on melody and repetition than lyrical depth. This results in a stylized cadence to make up for there being less depth per phrase.

Different Standards

While additional skill sets exist, the contrast between ‘Traditional Lyricists’ and ‘Contemporary Trap Artists’ is the most recognizable today. Most would say, “the standards are different”. When you ask the question, “How well does this person rap?” you’re going to use a certain base criteria to rank them. This is where context matters. For example, if you use the seemingly universal standard of record sales in a vacuum, you can objectively rank artists. With context, it’s worth noting that an artist at their peak in 2018 will likely sell fewer records than an artist in 1998, even though they might have the same number of fans. This is because almost everyone consumes music differently than they did 20 years ago and that’s not even including piracy.

“What about raw skill?” you may ask. Well… As mentioned above, both archetypes generally utilize different skills in order to be successful in their given lane. If I were to ask, “What’s more valuable, melody, or rhythm?” the answer would change depending on the individual’s preference. The technical side of the craft of rapping deals more with rhythm, while the more unorthodox side deals with melody. The most honest observation would be that both are important. There is no way to objectively put one over the other. That brings me to my last point…

Sub Genres

Could you honestly compare a romantic comedy like, ‘Coming to America’, to a romantic drama like, ‘The Notebook’? Both great movies (in my opinion), but they are great for different reasons. The same applies to almost any sub genre across every medium and Hip-Hop is no different.

Your Thoughts on the Top 50 Worst Rappers

With that said, should all artists share the same best or worst list regardless of sub genre or skill set? Should one’s best or worst list only contain artists with preferred or least preferred skill sets? Is highlighting the worst rappers in your opinion fair game? What’s your overall opinion of the “Top 50 Worst Rappers” list? Share your thoughts below.

My name is Willis Walker and I’m a Hip-Hop Head. You can find me on more articles such as this on blog.theheadculture.com and on social media. Also, feel free to join our new Facebook Group at facebook.com/groups/theheadculture. As always, peace and love my fellow heads. Until the next time.

Nerd is the New Come-up

SO, NERD IS THE NEW COME-UP…

Like many of my fellow millennials, I grew up in the 1990’s. This was back when the term “nerd” was considered an affront to those kids who wanted so badly just to be liked and accepted by the general populace. Fast-forward to the 2010s, and beyond. Nowadays, being different is actually embraced and seen as better than being just like everyone else.

My Childhood

I was bullied for three overt reasons in my childhood.

The First

The first reason was that I wore hideously thick glasses. I’m talking the kind of specs your grandmother probably wore on one of those beaded lanyards around her neck in the 80’s when she was playing BINGO with her buddies from assisted living. I even lovingly earned the oh-so-clever nickname of “Four-Eyes” at one point when I was in the second grade. The name-slinging back then was so brilliant and original, those kids should have won Lifetime Achievement Awards for their creativity, let me tell you.

There I was, circa 1992.

The Second

The second reason was that I wasn’t allowed to dress myself until about the end of middle school, thus, creating the combination of elementary school ‘90s kid getups that can only be winced at when reflected upon. Shoulder pad dresses, MC Hammer pants…it’s like my parents were living out their “cool kid” fantasy vicariously through an era of trends that didn’t ever truly exist for someone in my age bracket.

The Third

The third reason was that I was excruciatingly shy, and hardly ever spoke in school and many other social situations, unless it was in response to being addressed. Even then, sometimes I remember clamming up. If we want to get intersectional with it as well, whenever I did speak I used proper English and a softer tone of voice. I didn’t use or even know the majority of the AAVE terminology typically spoken by my peers at the time, which made me an easy target who wouldn’t stand up for myself when I got clowned and denigrated at school. I even used to get accused of “talking white” – as if talking in a particular color is a real thing.

For these reasons, I opted to avoid many people and didn’t bring much attention to my existence when I was a child. I focused all of my attention on my grades, and getting lost in chapter books and art. Now, picture the shy, soft-spoken, awkwardly-dressed, too-nice girl with the big thick glasses who sat at the back corner of the classroom, most likely either doodling or reading unassigned material. Nerd was my metonym.

Back then, it wasn’t the cool thing to be called, and it definitely wasn’t trendy. In fact, it was the antithesis of trendy.

The 2010s & Beyond

Fast-forward to the 2010s, and beyond. Nowadays, being different is actually embraced and seen as better than being just like everyone else —  which is the complete opposite of what people seemed to be going for back in my day. I’m not sure what actually gave birth to this notion, but my guess is that the semi-recent “hipster” movement gave it a steroid boost; suddenly, the idea stands that it’s cool to be a contrarian or a cynic of mainstream society, and go boldly against the grain of the status quo, instead of fitting neatly into the puzzle piece-like grooves, a’ la Barbie and Ken.

From the overtly-attractive, Instagram swimsuit model-types donning those popular black, almost cartoonish Ray-Ban wayfarers over a pound of makeup and wearing hardly anything else, to the gatekeepers of music, who have to make it known that they’ve had an affinity for your favorite band “before it was cool”, and only listen to their tunes on vinyl, because, if you don’t then you’re just a “poser”. Yet, those same “nerds” can’t correctly answer a test question about Quantum Theory and Universal Law, or the Pythagorean Theorem, and have never even heard of the Harlem Renaissance.

This new, diluted, trendy version of “Maybe, if I appear a cultured intellectual on social media, then the people I went to school with will forget how much of a bully I was, and how I vitriolically regarded others whom I felt were beneath me as nerds and geeks”, is pretty old and tired, if you ask me.

Don’t Get Me Wrong…

I mean, don’t get me wrong: I’m not complaining that the internet has seen a marked spike in people who are interested in more of the quirky and off-beat topics that in past decades would’ve been considered lame, such as astronomy, astrophysics and even a few of my personal favorites, Jungian psychology, parapsychology, metaphysics and philosophy. I’m pretty stoked that the brainy community is growing, and that people are beginning to give more of a damn about science and other topics that impact our world way more often than they’re given popular credit for.

I’m glad that more of us are doing deep dives into educational Ted Talks and wanting to explore more about what makes our world tick, and to overall have a greater understanding of the human experience as a whole. I’m also happy that we, as a generation, are becoming more interested in the arts and historical aspects of our world.

But as with any community, with the risk of sounding like a gatekeeper myself, I just can’t stand the fakes. Knowledge is power, and a birthright for all. Being “nerdy” isn’t about classism or exclusivity.

What Bugs Me

I’ll end on a side note that bugs the living daylights out of me, to this day.

Wearing glasses, prescription or not, DOES NOT A NERD MAKE.

So the next time you see someone on social media faking the funk and promoting being geeky as a commodity or trend, just be aware that if it weren’t for us who used to get flamed in school for being studious and keeping to ourselves and our hobbies as well as being quiet and not dressing in the more popular brands, this whole new wave of “hashtag nerd life” would not have become what it is today.

The Head Culture – Backstory From aHead

To understand ‘The Head Culture’ and where the name came from, we must first go back in time and explore the backstory. Was the capitol H in the title a simple typo? Well that depends on if I’m truly a ‘head’, and if I’m half as good at writing as I think I am. So grab your popcorn, ‘Swisher’, brew, wine, vegan shake, or whatever you’re into, and let’s begin.

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October 17th, 2019

By – Willis Walker

So, the head culture? Really my dude? Well fortunately (or unfortunately), this isn’t about ‘Funk Pop’ collectables, wigs, fiends, or any kind of sexual act. This also isn’t about the sacred world of barbershops. This is about the conversations being had in the barbershop. To understand where ‘The Head Culture’ came from, we must go back in time and explore the backstory. Was the capital H in the title a simple typo? Well that depends on if I’m truly a ‘head’. Let’s see if I’m half as good at writing as I think I am. So grab your popcorn, ‘Swisher’, brew, wine, vegan shake, or whatever you’re into, and let’s begin.

Long live the idols, may they never be your rivals. ‘Pac was like Jesus, Nas wrote the Bible. Now what you ‘bout to hear is a tale of glory and sin. No I.D. my mentor, now let the story begin.”

‘Let Nas Down’ by J Cole

In The Beginning…

I was born in December of ’85, a solid year and a half before the release of Eric B and Rakim’s legendary ‘Paid in Full’ album. Though the urban renaissance called Hip-Hop was already well established, it wouldn’t go on to be known as the worldwide phenomenon as we know it today until DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, a young West Philadelphia rapper by the name of Will Smith, won Hip Hop’s first Grammy Award for ‘Best Rap Performance’ in 1989. This captured the interest of listeners outside of the genre and marked its true rise to mainstream popularity. With it, the growing dominance of hardcore rap marked the beginning of the Iconic ‘Golden Age’ of Hip-Hop (cue dramatic boom bap beat).

My very first rap album was Nas’ ‘Illmatic’ and I ordered it from my grandma’s catalog in the summer of ’94. This was born out of curiosity of the men and women who looked like my family rhyming to bass heavy beats (thanks in part to A Tribe Called Quest’s ‘The Low End Theory’). Fairly oblivious to the violent and raunchy nature of hardcore rap, my grandma was okay with it. I was eight years old, and that was one of the coolest moments of my life. When the cd came in the mail, packaged between Michael Jackson’s ‘Dangerous’ and Boyz-II-Men’s ‘II’ album, I would accidentally stumble upon the arrival of a legend and the spark that ignited my interest in Hip-Hop.

An Aspiring Artist

Later that year, inspired by Nas’ intricate and poetic brand of lyricism, I wrote my first rhyme on a program called ‘Microsoft Works’ on my family’s brand new computer. Here’s a passage I still remember to this day:

When I reign the lame, I put a change in the game. I rap to bring pain, every main I came to maintain…

A Passage From My First Ever Rhyme

Yes, It was all the way ‘cringe-worthy’, braggadocious for no reason and barely made sense, but it was mine, and it was technically sound for an eight-year-old in the early to mid 90s. Over the years I would go on to become a student of the craft and adopt the moniker of ‘Intelek’. After founding my own rap group, joining a gospel rap group (more on that another time), dropping out of college, and finally purchasing studio equipment of my own, I was 22, a full grown adult with a part time job selling cell phones and a newborn daughter. My dream of becoming a famous rap artist had transitioned into a hobby, and I would go on to open up a storefront with my cousin in my hometown of Niagara Falls, NY.

A Growing Interest

As usual, it was an interesting time for Hip-Hop. People weren’t ready for Nas to name his album ‘Ni**er’, while Jay-Z had signed a massive deal with Live Nation. Lil Wayne was riding the high off of his massively successful Carter III album and Rick Ross was exposed as being a former corrections officer. He was also facing a lawsuit filed by DJ Vlad for assault. Kanye West would carve a new lane for the ‘Everyman Rapper’ after out-selling 50 Cent in their sales battle. He followed up with the sonically appealing ‘808s & Heartbreak’. This new lane allowed an unsuspecting Canadian actor to thrive, birthing arguably the most successful career in hip-hop history.

Though my priorities had changed, by 2010, my love for Hip-Hop had only grown stronger. While running our store front, my cousin and I would have daily conversations surrounding music and the black experience. Our store’s placement in a predominately Italian business district meant that we experienced a combination of love and discrimination. Too much of the latter meant that we were unable to thrive as we intended. After 2 years we decided to close the store, but continued our signature discourse over 12 packs of Heineken on Friday nights. This ignited my thorough and meticulous study of Hip-Hop history and what it meant for the black experience.

The Conception of The Head Culture

In 2018, I conceived the idea of a Hip-Hop oriented platform with a focus on thoughtful discourse and analysis. I believed that the lens through which Hip-Hop was portrayed had a limited scope. The Head Culture was founded to address that.

Every founder needs a good team!
This is a Team Effort

The Meaning Behind The Head Culture

“If you ask me, it doesn’t get more Hip-Hop than that.”

In September 2019, I put my thoughts to action and purchased theheadculture.com domain. I chose ‘The Head Culture’ as a play on the term ‘old head’ or ‘Hip-Hop head’, and because it had the added benefit of sharing an acronym with a popular substance that is near synonymous with the culture. In case you haven’t noticed, I chronicle my life based on key events in the culture. If you ask me, it doesn’t get more Hip-Hop than that.

My name is Willis Walker and I’m a Hip-Hop Head. You can find me on more articles such as this on blog.theheadculture.com and on social media. Also, feel free to join our new Facebook Group at facebook.com/groups/theheadculture. As for my cousin, his name is Derrick, and he provides all your party needs. If you’re in the Western New York area, check out https://www.bouncemania716.com/ for more info and tell him I sent you. With that said, peace and love, fellow Heads. Until the next time.

Disclaimer

The Head Culture does not endorse, promote, or recommend the use of any substance mentioned above. The mention of any substance is for the journalistic purpose of adding context to the premise of this article. Any substance consumed by a user is not the responsibility of The Head Culture or the author. Additionally, The mention of any substance is not a promotion, or endorsement, of any individuals mentioned above.